I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine....

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine....

Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.

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ospreyonthemoon:

ospreyonthemoon:

bunjywunjy:

blind-the-winds:

blind-the-winds:

Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there’s lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.

But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they’re either fantastic or questionable, and I can’t decide.

Things like …

Couple arguing.

A pale purple volume slider in the shape of an arc, on a dark purple background. The slider is set to 0, and in the center, there are two stick figures clearly engaged in a verbal fight. Beneath the slider, it's labeled with "couple arguing," as noted above.ALT

Medieval battle.

The same slider above, except the center figure is a pair of swords crossed.ALT

Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.

The same slider as above, but the center is a bee.ALT

Crime scene.

The same slider as above, but the center is crossed caution tape.ALT

And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.

Same slider as above, except the center is a radiation symbol. This one is actually labeled "nuclear siren."ALT

(It’s here, for those curious.)

Somebody found this last week and reminded me it existed, so I'mma bring it back to this blog because it’s about ten days until some of you will need that last one. :D

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I’m never using any other noise generator ever again.

Do you want gregorian monk chanting or cat purring? I can help with that.

Here’s customisable gregorian monk chanting:

Here’s customisable cat purring:

And here’s a live audio feed of whatever the fuck is going on off the coast of central california:

secretmellowblog:

secretmellowblog:

🚨 SCAM JOB ALERT🚨

Watch out for any job listings that claim you’ll cruise the seas for American gold, fire no guns, and shed no tears. These are all scams and the job is NOT as advertised. Source: I fell for it and am now a broken man on a Halifax pier

More testimonials from the tags:

tags saying "god damn them all, scummiest vessel I've ever seen"ALT
tags saying 'don't work for Barret the antelope is a sickening sight"ALT
tags saying "my boss was smashed like a bowl of eggs mf who's paying me now?"ALT
tags saying "the main trunk carried off both me legs"ALT
tags saying "fell for the same scam -_-  how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now'ALT


tags saying 'damn I needed this warning earlier I just made Halifax yesterday 'ALT

Stay safe out there you guys 🙏🙏🙏

hereticstations:

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THE MUMMY (1999)

dir. Stephen Sommers

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atomic-chronoscaph:

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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xxhorace:

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Cassandra Peterson

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Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.

Answer:

bunjywunjy:

blind-the-winds:

blind-the-winds:

Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there’s lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.

But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they’re either fantastic or questionable, and I can’t decide.

Things like …

Couple arguing.

A pale purple volume slider in the shape of an arc, on a dark purple background. The slider is set to 0, and in the center, there are two stick figures clearly engaged in a verbal fight. Beneath the slider, it's labeled with "couple arguing," as noted above.ALT

Medieval battle.

The same slider above, except the center figure is a pair of swords crossed.ALT

Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.

The same slider as above, but the center is a bee.ALT

Crime scene.

The same slider as above, but the center is crossed caution tape.ALT

And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.

Same slider as above, except the center is a radiation symbol. This one is actually labeled "nuclear siren."ALT

(It’s here, for those curious.)

Somebody found this last week and reminded me it existed, so I'mma bring it back to this blog because it’s about ten days until some of you will need that last one. :D

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I’m never using any other noise generator ever again.

mikkeneko:

teratorequests:

t-a-c:

prokopetz:

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion

(this is actual Hindu myth)

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

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comominimo:

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diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
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diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
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diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
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diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
”
diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
”
diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
”
diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
”
diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
”
diioonysus:
“edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer
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diioonysus:

edmund dulac (1882-1953) was a french british naturalized magazine illustrator, book illustrator, and stamp designer

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THE MUMMY
1999 — dir. Stephen Sommers