31 7 / 2014
Nothing quite sets the tone for your day like towelling oneself dry after a shower… and then discovering the distinct aroma of cat pee on said towel.
… if you didn’t snuggle me and perk me up and look so damn cute, you little shithead, I swear to fuck I would use your skin as a bathmat.
31 7 / 2014
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
I told this one to my workplace’s resident punmaster. He nearly fell over. I was proud.
30 7 / 2014
So here is the translation of issue #19.
Pleeeeeeeease read the comic before you read the rest of this. The idea of this particular issue is that you don’t understand everything. Some things are explicitly signed (in the boxes without faces), others are actually part of a regular image.
I’ve listed the page number and what the sentence is, not each individual sign. If you want the individual signs, let me know. But it would be really clunky since signing doesn’t use functional words often, so your brain just kinda has to put the function words in there on its own.
Reblogging because I know I’ll need this.