31 7 / 2014

Nothing quite sets the tone for your day like towelling oneself dry after a shower… and then discovering the distinct aroma of cat pee on said towel.

… if you didn’t snuggle me and perk me up and look so damn cute, you little shithead, I swear to fuck I would use your skin as a bathmat.

31 7 / 2014

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

I told this one to my workplace’s resident punmaster. He nearly fell over. I was proud.

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30 7 / 2014

yearoftheknife:

whitebunny:

Draft Horses

1-4 are from http://www.kruissewegje.nl/userfiles/image/buffalo8.jpg

The rest are from http://www.horsegroomingsupplies.com/horse-forums/lets-see-your-draft-and-draft-crosses-461845-16.html

Brabant horse.

Check these too: Blacktiger at Flickr

oh lord these are the cutest horses I have EVER SEEN

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30 7 / 2014

uggly:

Adam Savage Secretly Roamed Comic Con In A Space Suit From Alien

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30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

fouracestattoo:

Tattoo by Mark Stewart of Four Aces Tattoo in Aldinga Beach, South Australia. Cover up of old heart and roses with snake and peony flowers on inner forearm. Thanks for looking :)
https://www.facebook.com/fouracestat
Instagram: @markstew_art

fouracestattoo:

Tattoo by Mark Stewart of Four Aces Tattoo in Aldinga Beach, South Australia. Cover up of old heart and roses with snake and peony flowers on inner forearm. Thanks for looking :)

https://www.facebook.com/fouracestat

Instagram: @markstew_art

30 7 / 2014

askclint:

So here is the translation of issue #19. 

Pleeeeeeeease read the comic before you read the rest of this.  The idea of this particular issue is that you don’t understand everything.  Some things are explicitly signed (in the boxes without faces), others are actually part of a regular image.

I’ve listed the page number and what the sentence is, not each individual sign.  If you want the individual signs, let me know.  But it would be really clunky since signing doesn’t use functional words often, so your brain just kinda has to put the function words in there on its own.

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Reblogging because I know I’ll need this.

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30 7 / 2014

Happy Birthday Terry Crews (July, 30, 1968)

(Source: harveyxspecter, via youneedtostrut)

30 7 / 2014

atlasobscura:

GRAND CANYON CAVERNS UNDERGROUND SUITE
-PEACH SPRINGS, ARIZONA
Due to the extreme depth, perpetual and complete darkness, and zero humidity, nothing lives in the caves. This lack of rodent, insect or other animal coupled with the crushing insulation of stone makes the lodging possibly the quietest room in the world. The cavern that houses the room was created by over 65 million years of natural acidic erosion, a thing to keep in mind when staring down the $700/ a night rate. 
To learn how the motel got it’s start visit atlas obscura

I have found my new retirement dream home, perhaps.

atlasobscura:

GRAND CANYON CAVERNS UNDERGROUND SUITE

-PEACH SPRINGS, ARIZONA

Due to the extreme depth, perpetual and complete darkness, and zero humidity, nothing lives in the caves. This lack of rodent, insect or other animal coupled with the crushing insulation of stone makes the lodging possibly the quietest room in the world. The cavern that houses the room was created by over 65 million years of natural acidic erosion, a thing to keep in mind when staring down the $700/ a night rate. 

To learn how the motel got it’s start visit atlas obscura

I have found my new retirement dream home, perhaps.

30 7 / 2014

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

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