15 4 / 2014

beauxsbatons:

I’ll answer all questions that come in my ask box!

(Source: queenofyears, via youneedtostrut)

15 4 / 2014

ladyhistory:

sedfierisentio:

skaberry:

silentlyvociferous:

special-k-art:

becausehiddles:

notsocleverafterall:

singingforstarlight:

deargodilostmysharpie:

deathbyboner:

justremovethearrow:

potterdances:

thecolfer:

jesseeisenderp:

bandgeekjesus:

Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz
“Music and Words by John Stump
Arranged by Accident”

this is what hell must be like

“add bicycle”
“Moon-walk”
“continue ‘swimming’ motion”

I still want to know what the hell this sounds like. 

“rests are imaginary”
RESTS. ARE. IMAGINARY.

GONG DUET
AMAZING

Lol this looks like the composer said “Let’s fuck with as many people as I possibly can.” And then just took black marker to blank sheet music and drew pretty pictures and lines and circles.

crying

‘balance your chair on two legs’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’ ‘release the penguins’  ’play ball!’ ‘have a nice day’
I AM CRYING

“ARRANGED BY ACCIDENT” 
I AM SOBBING

ok a) I love this, and b) remove cattle from stage

add bicycle
begin to fall

like a dirigible
like a dirigible like a dirigible

RELEASE THE PENGUINS

SLAP THIGH
BALANCE YOUR CHAIR ON TWO LEGS
REMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE
DYING


I need to share this with my coworkers.  I need to see what colours they turn.

ladyhistory:

sedfierisentio:

skaberry:

silentlyvociferous:

special-k-art:

becausehiddles:

notsocleverafterall:

singingforstarlight:

deargodilostmysharpie:

deathbyboner:

justremovethearrow:

potterdances:

thecolfer:

jesseeisenderp:

bandgeekjesus:

Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz

“Music and Words by John Stump

Arranged by Accident”

this is what hell must be like

“add bicycle”

“Moon-walk”

“continue ‘swimming’ motion”

I still want to know what the hell this sounds like. 

“rests are imaginary”

RESTS. ARE. IMAGINARY.

GONG DUET

AMAZING

Lol this looks like the composer said “Let’s fuck with as many people as I possibly can.” And then just took black marker to blank sheet music and drew pretty pictures and lines and circles.

crying

‘balance your chair on two legs’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’ ‘release the penguins’  ’play ball!’ ‘have a nice day’

I AM CRYING

“ARRANGED BY ACCIDENT” 

I AM SOBBING

ok a) I love this, and b) remove cattle from stage

add bicycle

begin to fall

like a dirigible
like a dirigible like a dirigible

RELEASE THE PENGUINS

SLAP THIGH

BALANCE YOUR CHAIR ON TWO LEGS

REMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE

DYING

I need to share this with my coworkers. I need to see what colours they turn.

(Source: porcupineracetrack, via dhaunea)

15 4 / 2014

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.


Sweet Jesus, Neil.  I feel the urge to track down David Burtka and just… shake his hand.  Wow.

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris

Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

Sweet Jesus, Neil. I feel the urge to track down David Burtka and just… shake his hand. Wow.

(via dhaunea)

15 4 / 2014

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

(via tinventari)

14 4 / 2014

avengethedoctor:

IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED

like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK

and then the coVER ART

and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS

WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK

Wrote it.  Edited it x5.  Took 10+ years.

Held the manuscript in my hands.  Heard praise.

Painted the cover art.

Had a beta reader get bored and give up.

Got rejected by every agent I submitted queries to.

Have two more books in slow, painful development and can’t stop no matter having to deal with the crushing realization that my book is unpublishable and unsellable and wow I want to hide under my bed and cry now.  

(Source: tauriyell, via lywinis)

13 4 / 2014

metaneira:

A few months ago I was playing World of Warcraft — as is my wont — and was mindlessly listing gemstones in the auction house. Though I usually try to ignore the in-game chat channels, I couldn’t help but notice one shaman asking for help with his gear. Now, if you’ve ever been on the internet before, you may know that asking even reasonable questions to a group of anonymous people will likely result in some or all of the following: insults, incorrect answers, deliberately false answers, and more insults. The shaman was asking what sort of gear he needed to play his character with a particular specialization (shaman can be either healers or they can deal damage via melee attacks or spellcasting). His questions weren’t being answered and people were mocking his spelling. The shaman apologized, saying he was a 79 year old man and didn’t type very well. The people in the chat channel then mocked him for this.

I looked up the shaman’s gear and found he was wearing a hodgepodge of items that weren’t itemized very well for his intended role (a melee damage-dealer). I bought him several pieces of gear off the auction house and mailed it to his character along with a note with a few tips. I also told him if he ever had any questions, he could ask me at any time.

I got an in-game mail back from him later that day. He said that it’s hard for him to play this game since the younger players don’t have patience for him. He never learned to type in school and his reflexes were slower. “I went through Korea and Vietnam and they were good enough then to keep me alive,” he wrote. He thanked me for helping him and for changing his mind about his fellow players.

Now, whenever I get frustrated with a player who isn’t playing well, I just imagine that the character is being played by my own Korean war veteran grandfather, who will be 83 this summer. I keep checking back on my little shaman friend. He only has two more levels before he hits the level-cap. I think I’ll buy him a present for when he does.

This troll warrior salutes you with respect.  

(via cleolinda)

13 4 / 2014

dharmagun:

dbvictoria:

Eddie Izzard appreciation post

a role-model for us all

(via youneedtostrut)

13 4 / 2014

dhaunea:

Orchid Mantis

For the wife

And if you listen hard, you can hear Ezra falling in love and packing his bags to chase a bug.

(Source: theaterboy4life)

13 4 / 2014

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

Never stopping shawarma.  That stuff’s filling, yo.  I am exceedingly happy that I can get shawarma at my place of work.

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

Never stopping shawarma.  That stuff’s filling, yo.  I am exceedingly happy that I can get shawarma at my place of work.

(Source: kurocrotchin, via dhaunea)

13 4 / 2014

dhaunea:

ninjaboots:

puckling:

puke-ahontas:

pollinationinprogress:

Dragonriders of Pern - illustrations by Michael Welan

recognised these immediately, my folks used to have a bunch of the pern books :) Think they sold them at a garage sale before I was old enough to read them, but I loved the covers!

I read my dad’s Pern paperbacks with these covers. Waaaaaay, waaaaaay back in the day, when I was but a wee!Puckling and most of that shit went over my head. Still, this art was a hit of nostalgia right to the face, jeeze. 

My brothers and I all read these books in these covers, back when I’d just barely hit double digits.  Man.  When I was twelve, the only thing I wanted in the world was to go to Pern.

… And I bought these books with these covers brand new. Stop making me feel old!

However my feelings may have changed or grown toward the Pern series, Whelan’s cover painting for All the Weyrs of Pern is seminal to my imagination and nothing short of a masterpiece.  That painting made me fall in love with Ruth.  Hard.